helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

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I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

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wankbankofamerica:

i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me

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"Call me at 4:00am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice."

ughjosh:

I just want your lips against mine and your hand on my butt.

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Tonight I was reminded at how much I love hearing my boyfriend’s laughter. His smile when he laughs is the cutest thing I have ever seen and it makes me all happy inside when he sounds that happy.

However… The reason for his laughter tonight: he farted and the fan in his room basically fanned the stink all the way to me and it punched me in the face.

It was worth it when we both couldn’t stop laughing at the fact that farts still make us laugh.
All in all, I got to hear him laugh and be silly with him and it was a great reminder of how much I love this man.


I just wish farts weren’t the reason for this.

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baron-connectfour-the-third:

Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing?

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folieadenx:

hesitanttoast:

hesitanttoast:

PUTONYOURWARPAINT

try not to jump up and down in your seat

this is basically the audio equivalent to about six shots of expresso 

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mescalineforbreakfast:

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

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leadhooves:

housewifeswag:

the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

omg cutest ever

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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